budak kriwil

2012-01-05T21:02:00.000+08:00

2011-12-10T21:28:00.001+08:00

422 days. Never imagined I could go this far. Wish things would be easy on us. Keep my head up. Pray.

2011-01-29T03:04:00.003+08:00

2010-12-18T02:03:00.004+08:00

79 hari dan masih bernafas dengan sempurna,
Alhamdulillah.

riddle diddle

2010-12-06T01:55:00.000+08:00

Tell me what's the answer, will ya' ?

If you break me
I do not stop working,
If you touch me
I may be snared,
If you lose me
Nothing will matter.

2010-11-30T12:16:00.000+08:00

I don't have the superpower of knowing you in a matter of seconds. Sorry, I couldn't be the perfect-est person you ever wanted.

Cheerio.

2010-11-30T04:42:00.001+08:00

"Adik buat lagi cantik"

(:

2010-11-09T02:57:00.000+08:00

2010-10-28T15:37:00.001+08:00

"Saya orang Malaysia, orang Islam, tak reti cakap omputeh. Orang Islam tak cakap omputeh. Awak ni Islam ke tak?"

** selo selo menyumpahs dalam hati nyah

Tazen of all time

2010-09-28T15:09:00.003+08:00

Bawak balik pakwe Arab 1 ! :D

2010-09-16T01:09:00.000+08:00

" Don't put the blame on the gravity when people falling in love "

Will I ever live to see U again next time ?

2010-09-10T02:10:00.000+08:00

Allah's Messenger (peace be upon him) said , " When the first night of Ramadan comes, the devils and the rebellious jinn are chained , the gates of Hell are locked and not one of them is opened ; the gates of Paradise are opened and not one of them is locked ; and a crier calls , ' You who desire what is good , come forward , and you who desire evil , refrain . 'Some are freed from Hell by Allah , and that happens every night . "

Ramadhan is so full of His blessings - even birds will pray of forgiveness for those who fast . Oh how amazing the Ramadhan isn't ?

Unfortunately , this holy month has come to its end . For the next 11 months , there will be no more breakfasting , terawih , forcing yourself waking up at 5 o' clock in the morning for sahur and FOOD HUNTING AT BAZAARS . I wonder why am I writing that in capital letters ? :D

Plus , I learn how tasty kurma is and I can finish a box of Yusuf Taiyoob during break fasting ! Seriously !

Me : Kurma tu macam errr ...

Friend : Apa ? LIPAS ?!

Me : Hee . Agak lah .

Friend : Sometimes , i do think of the same thing tapi sedap !

Me : * ambil 1 , ambil lagi 1 and on and on ... *

Thank u Allah for giving me this golden oppurtunity to complete this year Ramadhan successfuly . Alhamdulillah ... How grateful am i . acece .

With sadness , I say goodbye to Ramadhan .

Hope to see u again next year , InsyaAllah ...

** I miss my Ramadhan time in UiTM Kuantan so badly :'(

2010-08-31T01:13:00.004+08:00

AWAK TAHU TAK SETIAP KALI KITA MARAH , KITA AKAN HILANG 60 SAAT KEBAHAGIAAN ? oh ter caps lock , bold pula . Banyak sangat angin dalam kepala awak tu . Mau saya tolong pam kan ia keluar ? (:

31 August 2010 . Merdeka ! Merdeka ! Merdeka ! It has been 53 years that our country gain its independence . Alhamdulillah ... May our country will always be blessed by the Almighty .

2010-08-24T01:47:00.003+08:00

Pada 1 saat yang dijanjikan ,

Kita semua pasti dirisik .

Pertunangan sejak azali ,

Di mana di hujungnya nanti pasti , tanpa ragu -ragu akan berlangsungnya perkahwinan dengan maut ,

Hantarannya sakit dan nazak,

Tetamu bertandang menghadiahkan tangisan .

Pengantin dimandikan ,

Dipakaikan baju putih ,

Berwangikan gaharu cendana .

Pengantin bersanding bersendirian ,

Diarak keliling kampung ,

Berkompangkan azan dan kalimah kudus ,

Akad nikah bacaan talkin dang berwalikan liang lahad .

Disirami air mawar dari keluarga terdekat ,

Malam pertama berdindingkan tanah bersama Kekasih yang menuntut janji perkahwinan ...

** terima kasih dza (:

2010-08-16T05:19:00.000+08:00

" Never say goodbye because saying goodbye means going away , and going away means forgetting "

Waddehel ?

2010-08-04T00:56:00.001+08:00

Lepas satu , satu pakaian di bilik ampaian Kolej Mawar kena songlap . Toksah kata jeans , baju kurung , tudung , benda dalam pun nak kebas . Aiii ... Pe cite wahai si panjang tangan ? Papa benarkah anda ? Sakit hati eden ni haa ...

Wahai pengetua Kolej Mawar yang hensem lagi budiman , letak cctv dalam bilik ampaian macam menarik juga . Bukan apa , senang nak pantau siapa punya tangan yang panjang sangat tu haa . Ambil tu , ambil ni , macam dia yang punya . Alang - alang boleh jugak memantau makcik - makcik cleaner yang jadikan bilik ampaian tu tempat melelapkan mata , tempat berehat sambil cakap telefon dengan boifren , tempat berpesta segala lah ! Macam - macam ada . Ekau tak cayo ? Mai mai naik Kolej Mawar .

Snowy little land

2010-08-03T01:53:00.005+08:00

Tonight is so calm that i wish i was at home together with my family - watching tv , talking " rubbishly " , eating kacang , etc . oh . I miss these so badly ... Lemme go home .

wei le ni men !

2010-06-03T03:19:00.003+08:00

If you're alone , i'll be your shadow .

If you want to cry , i'll be your shoulder .

If you want a hug , i'll be your pillow .

If you need to be happy , i'll be your smile .

But anytime you need a friend , i'll just be me .

Random thought

2010-05-30T09:53:00.006+08:00

It never sleep

2010-05-26T02:47:00.002+08:00

" Biya macam mak tiri "

AI LAF JU:

2010-05-17T05:28:00.000+08:00

http://www.saharil.com/

Mam Besar , HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY ! :D

can u dig it ?

2010-05-01T14:23:00.006+08:00

Ini tag dari nadia , mirah musuh dah dza . Dulu - dulu punya ni . Ye saya tahu . Saya memang pemalas . In fact , sampai ke tahap zenith pemalas . 3 in 1 . Ambik kau !

oh shet ... awat lah gambar budak ini menjadi gambar ke 8 dalam photo folder ke 8 ? why why why ! anyway , this is ZUHDI JOHAN from CHILI HILL VILLAGE ( kampung bukit cili , temerloh ) . Dalam kelas , dia yang paling kecil , sedikit aneh , computer freak ( dia tahu semua benda pasal komputer - dari photoshop sampai lah freegate dan format laptop ) . Tambahan pula , dia seorang yang gila - gila , suka cakap main ikut sedap mulut sampai orang or to be more specific , saya , jerit " ZUHDI ! " . Oleh sebab faktor dia yang paling kecil dan tidak pernah melawan , dia selalu dibuli , digula - gulakan . Kesian bukan ? Zuhdi ! Ka kena bangkit melawan ! BULI BALIK ! Ok dah cukup . Salam 1 Bangla .

I got a feeling

2010-04-29T02:59:00.002+08:00

Apa masalah tukang pengalih bahasa zaman moden apabila JOYSTICK dalam bahasa melayu nya di translate menjadi KAYU RIA ?!

Important notice

2010-04-27T16:50:00.000+08:00

Assalamualaikum dan selamat petang . Salam 1 bangla . Sari berita utama , 3 perkara utama yang pasti dapat menceriakan saya sepanjang 4 bulan bercuti ini ialah :

INI ! 

* hohoi ini penting *

INI !

* mp5 player *

DAN JUGA INI !

* FOKUS HANYA KEPADA LESEN MEMANDU *

Sekian berita jam 5 petang . Salam 1 bangla .

I've told u before !

2010-04-25T11:53:00.000+08:00

Wu shang hao ! MEdSI was kreizi and it was my first time ever to go to POLISAS and i met a few of my schoolmates , Aishah , Aini , etc as well as Maya , sofi's little - mixed niece . Awww . I want to bite her ! So cute . Okay back to MEdSI . Man ... there were 300 questions to be finish in one hour . Cramped fingers ! I was almost , this close , to scream and stab myself with the pencil , seriously .

MEdSI , MEdSI , MEdSI

2010-04-23T22:23:00.004+08:00

Esok MEdSI ( Malaysian Educators Selection Inventory ) . Buat pulak hari Sabtu , hari untuk berlibur , bersenang lenang , goyang goyang kaki , tak payah gosok baju sekolah adik . Dem . Tipu kalau saya kata tak cuak sama sekali . Sampai terbeli haa buku Mok ~~sonsang~~ Soon Sang ini . Ustaz selalu berpesan , tipu itu dosa , nanti masuk neraka jahannnam . NAK ?! Ok dah .

Mai mai nak kongsi ilmu . MEdSI ni ada 300 soalan OBJEKTIF yang perlu dijawab dalam masa 3600 saat . Bila tukar ke saat nampak banyak je kan kan . Double dem . Walaupun jawapan yang ada cuma SETUJU dan TIDAK SETUJU , soalan - soalan dia memang macam jerangkap samar . acece . Silap langkah , memang kantoi menipu . Bak kata calon berpengalaman , soalan nya akan ada yang sama , cuma ayatnya sahaja akan ditukar , dikacau , digoreng untuk kelirukan orang yang kurang berhati - hati macam saya ni haa . Kalau dah kena jawab sampai 300 , mana nak perasan , ye dak ?

Dalam 300 soalan tu , ada 4 bahagian :

* soalan 1 - 40 : Personaliti .

* soalan 41 - 140 : Nilai Intergriti .

* soalan 141 - 260 : Minat Kerjaya .

* soalan 261 - 300 : Kecerdasan Emosi .

Ambik kau haa nyah ! 300 soalan . Basah ketiak nak menjawab . Bak kata calon berpengalaman lagi , jangan jujur sangat . Ok ter ajar benda jahat pulak . Letak diri sebagai pendidik . acece . Jawab ke arah positif . Jangan lupa juga bawak pensel 2B , pemadam , pengorek aka sharpener . Kalau takde , kebas saja adik adik punya . Takde adik ?! Jangan risau . Pergi 7 Eleven . 24 jam buka .

Contoh :

Jika hendak dikagumi , kita harus berlagak sebagai orang kaya ( A / B )

* A ( SETUJU ) , B ( TIDAK SETUJU ) *

SEKIAN , TERIMA KASIH .

** Sila gosok baju biar sampai hilang kedut , minyak wangi disembur biar sampai 1 dewan bau .

Lovebirds

2010-04-19T02:25:00.002+08:00

Malaysia ni panas bukan ? Sangat sangat panas tapi cukup indah . Cara yang paling cepat dan pantas untuk mengubat rasa panas ini tak main lah pasang penghawa dingin 16 darjah celcius . Tak cool dah . ceh .

Gapai telefon W595 , bukak Contact , cari nama dia . Ok jumpa . Joe Flizzow .

" Hello . Genting jom u ! Panas . "

" Ok babe . "

Dua jam kemudian , saya , Joe Flizzow dan da crews tiba di Genting Highlands kepunyaan Tan Sri Lim Goh Tong . Sejuk lah jugak jika dibandingkan dengan Kuantan . Boleh lah . So so .

Jalan jalan , pegang tangan erat seerat - eratnya , menjelajah Genting Highlands dengan Joe Flizzow. Lovebirds . Fuh . Cinta mati .

Ride pertama yang kami berdua pilih ialah Spider Ride . Sangat lah mencuakkan . Tahap darjah cuak lagi tinggi daripada mengambil keputusan SPM . Terjatuh nanti macam mana ? Tak pasal masuk Melodi kan . Oh Tidak ke . Dem . Tapi sebab cinta Joe Flizzow punya pasal kan , tidak mengapa . Naik !

" Boleh ni ? "

" Boleh u , BOLEH ! "

Safety belt semua dah pasang . I have risked my life for the sake of love . Dem ... 1 , 2 , 3 go ! Lajuuuuu . Selaju kereta F1 mungkin . hiperbola . Jerit sampai terkeluar semua anak tekak , tonsil yang ada . hiperbola . Tuhan saja lah yang tahu betapa lega bila saat dapat pijak kembali tanah . Nasib baik ada Joe Flizzow . Awww .

" I LOVE YOU , AMIRA ! I wanna hug and kisses , mi amor "

" I LOVE YOU TOO ... come , come , come "

* joeflizzow.blogspot.com *

" We got to fight , fight , fight , fight , fight for this love ... " DEM ! ALARM BERBUNYI ! DEM DEM DEM ! KENAPA ALARM BERBUNYI SEKARANG ... WEI SHEN MEEE ...

** bahana terlupa nak baca doa tidur . SYAITONIRROJIM !

My name is Amira

2010-04-09T14:07:00.002+08:00

Farewell to 18 , welcome 19 ! Yes . I'm 19 this year and 20 next year ? 21 , 22 , 23 , 24 ... 30 ?! Slow it down , will ya ? No matter what , i've to accept i'm getting older from year to year . 

Thanks for all the wishes , friends (:  Plus , Amirudding , thanks for the reminder and it was my first time ever i got this type of message during my birthday . (:

" Happy Birthday dan selamat menghampiri ajalmu "

JAH ! * hint hint *

Azam 19 : Gelak perlahan , cakap tak macam machine gun .

Who's RAFIQIN DARWISY ?

2010-04-06T21:55:00.004+08:00

Oh little callow , at the age of thirteen , it ain't cool to contempt someone who had passed away ... See now , u've to bear the consequences - police came to your school , to your house and u quit school . Awww . Aren't that sweet , little boy ?

Plus , a 15 year-old-girl , Halimaton Rashid , wants to get married with her bf ? dem . FTW ! I hope your marriage will be long lasting , till death do u guys apart . blegh ...

Pasar Lambak

2010-04-04T17:26:00.000+08:00

1 . CDO at Pantai Balok , again .

2 . Trip to IPBA plus met other teslians in Shah Alam .

3 . Final Drama at Taman Budaya , first time ever .

* the beautiful judges *

* crowds * acece

*mcs*

* TESL A ( i ) *

* TESL A ( ii ) *

* TESL B ( i ) *

* TESL B ( ii ) *

* TESL C ( i ) *

* TESL C ( ii ) *

* beloved Madam Shima *

* Madam N said JANGAN JADI ARTIS *

* the boys sang " Kau Pergi " , ended up crying *

* girls ?! they didn't cry * sangat tipu

4 . Our Dinner .

We don't remember days , but we remember moments

Futurama

2010-04-02T06:02:00.004+08:00

" To believe in one's dreams is to spend all of one's life asleep "

Al Fatihah

2010-04-02T01:05:00.003+08:00

" Birth, life, and death - each took place on the hidden side of a leaf "

Rest in peace , Allahyarham Mior Ahmad Fuad ..

May Allah bless his soul .

Al Fatihah ...

Bilik no 13

2010-03-30T23:43:00.010+08:00

new ice

- Nearly two months of blog desertion . yuan liang wo , hao bu hao ?
( forgive me , okay ) .

- My pre TESL programme had come to its end .

- 4 months of hoooliday .

- kthxbye .

** KHAS UNTUK SEMUA TESLIAN UITM KUANTAN (: *tekan sini*

i said NO , he said YES

2010-03-27T06:01:00.004+08:00

Rain : Dak Galbi ni tak sedap .

Drummer wannabe : Mesti orang ni tak pandai masak .

Rain : Hey ! The chef is a korean ! It supposed to be delicious .

Drummer : Alaa . Sama saja lah dengan orang Melayu . Tak semua masak kari , sedap .

Rain : * a silent curse *

HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY DEAR ! :D

Battle of the siblings

2010-01-22T04:16:00.000+08:00

Once upon a time , when my brother and i were still kids ,

I used to " seize " his presents on his birthdays .
I used to pinch him .
I used to stamp on his left hand because he refused to accompany me to the toilet at night .
I used to push him till he fell on the road and hurt his leg on his 5th birthday .
I used to say to him " Taik hidung sedap . Makan lah " gross ok .
I used to bite him and the scar is still on his back until now .

We used to play in the toilet together .
We used to play in the " kolah " at our grandma's house as we didn't have any swimming pool .
We used to climb the rambutan tree at the back of our grandpa's house .
We used to climb , jump and play on our father's car .
We used to steal flour , food colouring and powder and we mix it , secretly .
We used to catch a stray cat and bathe it .
We used to play masak - masak together .
We used to throw stones to the girls who were our neighbour , damn annoying ! i mean the girls . not us .
We used to be rebel together .
We used to make our parents get headache and go crazy .

Yeah .
It was back then .
Long , long time ago .

Today , now .

He is all grown up .
He's 17 , reach his puberty * he suppose to *
Physically and mentally changed .
He aint a boy anymore who i can deceive easily .
He has his own life now so do i .
We talk only when i'm at home .
I rarely sms , call him when i'm away .
Frankly , i hate him .
I hate him because he smoke !
Why can't he just be , stay like what he used to be when we were small .
Wei shen me , di di ?!
Aaaa .
Ok .
Ter-emo .
It's impossible .
Ya ya , i know .

He may not be as decent as before ,
He may not be able to accept such busybody , emo lebih kakak ,
But ,
Whatever it is , he is still my brother .
I'll try to accept him although it will take years , perhaps forever .
I'll always be beside him although i've to be appear invisible for like errr most of the time .
I'll always be beside him no matter what even when Fatin left him one day .
I'll never give up on u , lil bro .

zhu ni sheng ri kuai le ,
zhu ni sheng ri kuai le ,
zhu ni sheng ri kuai leee ,
zhu ni sheng ri kuai leeeeeeee ...

happy 17th birthday , lil bro .

* ces *

** the grey t-shirt that i gave him was supposed to be mine !

Glass House Effect !

2010-01-19T18:53:00.006+08:00

Glass House effect or widely known as Green House effect is a damn serious problem nowadays ! hell yeah . i'm not going to babble wabble about those green house gases , carbon dioxide , global warming , yada yada . but but but ! it's all about EFEK RUMAH KACA ! They're an indonesian band ( much much different from those craps of ST 12 , Radja ) . At last , Efek Rumah Kaca is coming to Kuala Lumpur ! Aaaa !

Lemme tell u a bit about this band cos some people don't know ERK at all ! Efek Rumah Kaca is formed in 2001 - Cholil ( vocalist ) , Adrian ( bass , vocal background ) , Akbar ( drum , background vocal ) . Cinta Melulu and Kenakalan Remaja Era di Era Informatika are a must songs u should listen . The lyrics are based on reality . wu wu wu . Melayu memang suka yang mendayu - dayu .

WELCOME TO MALAYSIA , EFEK RUMAH KACA ! aaa ...

** 27 feb ?! damn ! can i make it ?! i've the TESL dinner on 26 feb . erghhh !

Xing qi si

2010-01-17T02:51:00.002+08:00

U can't never be sleepy in drama class . Seriously . We've to move like errr ... a lot ( perhaps ) especially when Madam Shima asks us to do " poco - poco " . U've to try poco - poco at least once in your life ! At first , yar ... it seems like confusing and hard to follow but once u get the steps , fuh ! as easy as ABC ! Mari bet kalau tak percaya ! mari mari . This week , we'd been divided into groups - 1 group , 1 situation .

Mari mencuci mata dengan gambar ! Btw , picture for group 1 is missing ! nowhere to be found .

" Village life " thanks duratul aing and miam for letting me to " doodle " on your face :D

" the ritual "by nabil's group .

" the discovery of fire " by tuan's group .

" time machine " by baby's group .

TESL C ! * stolen from duratul aing's facebook (: *

tengah belek belek " gallery " dalam henpon , terjumpa pulak gambar sorang ni . kantoi kau camwhore dengan henpon aku time orang duk sibuk cakap - cakap ork ork ork . Mai aku letak gambar kau kat blog aku . Dia ni single lagi . Siapa mau , kasitau :D

aku ter-make up kau macam charlie chaplin pulak . ampun duratul aing :D

Still Dao Ming Si

2010-01-12T03:33:00.008+08:00

comel molek sleeq :D

Rules: once you`ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 10 people to be tag.

Ok Ja ! Zhe ge shi wei le ni (:

1 . my name is amira .
2 . i'm malaysian . not an egyptian .
3 . fond of only Rain , Lee Hom , Hins Cheung , yada yada .
4 . i used to like new boyz ( that Tomok Yek's band )
5 . i used to put thumbtacks or glue on someone's chair during my primary school .
6 . talkative .
7 . i used to pretend that i'd been ~~possessed~~ or something everytime my father scolded me . yeah .
8 . i'm still 18 ! not 19 . no no . not yet !
9 . i love Mam Besar more than Papa Nerd but i do love both of them .
10 . i want to get married with Rain . Perhaps Dao Ming Si or maybe Lee Hom . Hins Cheung , Zheng Zai Min . the never end list .
11 . i wish that i could get a tatt . auh . angel's wing . its cute tho .
12 . i'm doing my TESL here in Kuantan .
13 . from primary school to uni - KUANTAN !
14 . i like physics rather than add maths .
15 . i make weird , high - pitch sound whenever i sneeze .
16 . i ain't perfectionist but i like things to be in a right way . sometimes .
17 . sleep with Rain every single day . errr . i mean my ippo . i named it Rain .
18 . i like to pull my sis's hair .
19 . people often dislike me , seldom like me .
20 . currently i'm listening to Cun Saja over and over . stok dengar banyak banyak kali sampai muntah .
21 . i drink like gallons water a day . seriously !
22 . i like tempe .
23 . i miss my teachers in SMART a lot .
24 . allergic to fur .
25 . wah ! and the last one . my MUET result . alhamdulillah ! praise to Allah .

dao ming si

2010-01-09T05:07:00.003+08:00

yè hǎo shēn le

zhǐ chuāng lǐ zěn me liàng zhe

nà bù shì chè yè děng hòu

nǐ wéi wǒ diǎn de zhú huǒ

bú guò shì yī cì xiè hòu

hóng lóu nà yī cháng mèng

wǒ de shān shuǐ quán bù tuì shǎi xiàng bèi dà yǔ xǐ guo
bēi zhōng jǐng sè guǐ mèi wǒ wàng le wǒ shì shui

xīn qíng jiù xiàng yè liáng rú shuǐ

shǒu lǐ wò zhe hú dié bēi dān fēi jì xù huàn xiǎng

huā tián lǐ fàn le cuò shuō hǎo pò xiǎo qián wàng diào

huā tián lǐ fàn le cuò yōng bào biàn chéng le jiān 'áo

huā tián lǐ fàn le cuò fàn cuò

xiàng mí liàn jìng huā shuǐ yuè de wú liáo

huā tián lǐ fàn le cuò qǐng yuán liàng wǒ duō qíng de dǎ rǎo

huàn xiǎng zěn me huì huàn xiǎng zhe ai měi yīn wei nǐ de měi

ài cōng cōng yī piē bú guò diǎn zhuì

fēi kān dà xuě fēn fēi què zài yě zhào bù huí
bèi bái xuě fù gài nà xiē qīng cuì

dāng shí kōng chéng wéi yōng yǒu nǐ wéi yī tiáo jiàn wǒ yòu huàn xiǎng

hǔ pò sè de yuè jié chéng le shuāng de lèi

wǒ huì jì de zhè duàn suì yuè

wǒ de shān shuǐ quán bù tuì le se

duō qíng de dǎ rǎo qǐng yuán liàng wǒ

bù shì chè yè wéi wǒ diǎn de huǒ zài nà huā tián lǐ wǒ fàn le cuò

Everything were in a mess last few days . From presentations to friends . Totally off the grip ... I'm this close to puke in front of ja and the class last Tuesday . wō nang fèi ! So , being home for the weekend is the best way to " revitalise " myself :D

Dao ming si ! wo ai ni !

2010-01-01T02:35:00.005+08:00

u've to do this . listen to me . hao bu hao ?

yeah yeah ! jia you !

push it baby ! push !

your dinner will be just around the corner ! work harder !

yes ! u'r doing good !

shake those unwanted fat ! twist twist !

haa ! this is the right way to shed those kilos !

** picture credit to my milk tooth

HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS ! MAY ALL YOUR WISHES AND MY WISHES WILL COME TRUE IN 2010 ! YANG LI XIN NIAN KUAI LE ! SELAMAT TAHUN BARU ! :D

** apakejadah tv3 main cerita Kunti Cari Anak malam malam New Year macam ni !

that is why james dean said he loves me

2009-12-24T00:50:00.003+08:00

" Retro in Flower Garden " . Yeah . So , that's it . Theme for the dinner has been decided . Get ready with your bell bottom jeans , flower shirt , maxi , beehive hair , oversize shirt , neon colour tight , kebaya nyonya , yada yada . Perhaps i might want to take a look , dig and ~~steal~~ take some of my mom's clothes . It's good to practice 3R u know ! Response , Respect and Relax . erk . eh . no ! I mean , Reduce , Reuse and Recycle ! Yeah .

A must watch video to get u guys in the mood !

Don't come again

2009-12-22T23:59:00.001+08:00

This tonsillitis really kill me ! Ergh . Blame on the milo beng abang jai ! Blame on the ice cream i ate last week ! Blame on the ... erk . What other food that's forbidden for me , doctor ? Seafood , spicy things , ice cream ? Some more ? =.="

Tonsiliitis means i can't really enjoy the pleasure of eating and drinking . Tonsillitis means running nose . Tonsillitis means headache . Tonsillitis means fever . Tonsillitis means catastrophe . Tonsillitis means silent . Yeah . Damn hurt to speak . It's a dooms day for me but it's a yay for my friends .

** as a " reward " for tonsillitis , i've got a two-day MC ! :D

Nota berdarah

2009-12-20T03:58:00.002+08:00

Oh God ! I wish that I could smack it right on the face ! Yeah . I would feel better . Seriously . I need to punch it before I hurt anybody else . Just this time . ONCE !

Matang juga akhirnya

2009-12-17T22:39:00.012+08:00

Zaman sekolah rendah dulu dulu , bila tiba sambutan Maal Hijrah , fuh . Memang bersemangat . Boleh melawa pergi sekolah , pakai cantik cantik , tak payah pakai baju sekolah . Shokkk! Semua orang memang comel lote . Kasut Bubblegummers berlampu , kasut tinggi bukan main , baju melayu , baju kurung , jubah lah apa lah . Dah jadi macam pertunjukan pakaian beragam . Dari darjah 1 sampai darjah 6 , cikgu ke guru besar ke guru kecik ke semua terlibat . Perbarisan keliling padang je padahal . Bawa sepanduk , selawat ke atas Rasulullah s.a.w . Kemuncut ( entah betul tidak ejaan ) mekar tumbuh . Memang banyak lekat dekat kain . Haih . Tapi tu tidak menjadi penghalang semangat berkobar – kobar nak berarak keliling padang . Lepas penat berarak , ceramah dan persembahan punya giliran . Masa ceramah tu , memang bising . Biasa lah . Budak – budak hingusan kan . Lepas tu , tiba giliran persembahan . Persembahan wajib mesti lah nasyid . Kalau yang kumpulan nasyid perempuan , lipstik merah macam buah saga , siap ada yang terlipstik gigi , blusher selalunya warna merah jambu , tudung mak atau cikgu yang lipatkan , bulat je muka , pakai bunga dekat tudung . Kumpulan nasyid lelaki , mesti pakai kerongsang dekat songkok . Aksesori wajib mungkin . fuh . Kira cool lah kalau ada atas pentas , nyanyi time tu .

Masuk sekolah menengah , takde dah berarak berarak bagai , takde dah nak mengamuk pagi pagi sebab nak pakai baju raya walaupun mak tak kasi . Sekolah menengah kan tempat untuk budak – budak matang . ces . Sambutan maal hijrah cuma ada ceramah saja . Buat pulak masa perhimpunan hari isnin . Yang ini pelajar sekolah menengah memang suka sebab perhimpunan di extend . Kira subjek lepas perhimpunan tu tiada lah kan . Nak – nak pulak kalau subjek lepas perhimpunan tu adalah subjek add maths atau lk . Memang terserlah wajah kegembiraan ( saya lah ni ) . Patutlah saya tak dapat skor 2 subjek ni . Ok . cukup . Masa ustad duk berceramah dekat depan tu , memang tipu lah kalau saya kata semua orang beri tumpuan dengar . Bohong ! Ustad ceramah dekat depan , ada pelajar yang sibuk buat “ ceramah haram ” dekat dalam barisan . Ok . Cukup . Yang ni tidak boleh diulas lebih lanjut . Tuan punya blog terasa . Kalau yang tidur tu , siap boleh mintak kawan sebelah jadi tempat bersandar . Benda betul ni weh .

Hari ini adalah kali pertama ber 1 Muharram dekat universiti . Sambutan cukup sederhana . Doa awal dan akhir tahun , ceramah dan solat berjemaah . Walaupun ABC ( Allah Beri Cuti – ehem . buat – buat faham ) ditambah lagi dengan hujan anjing dan kucing ( rain cats and dogs ) aka hujan lebat , tetapku gagahkan kaki ke dewan kuliah . Dengan berbaju kurung hijau , berselipar jepun , duduk berlantaikan tikar di dalam bilik yang berhawa dingin , kehujanan . S + E = SE , J + U + K = JUK , SEJUK ! Mata melilau , tengok , meniliti bahagian saf lelaki . Alahai ... Hmmm ( mengangguk sambil mengusap dagu ) Seperti yang ku jangka ...

Saya rasa Maal Hijrah saya yang ke 18 ini cukup memberi kesan . Baru saya betul – betul faham makna Maal Hijrah . Bukan setakat cuma berarak , bukan setakat cuma bernasyid lagu 1 Muharram . Bukan bukan ! Ia mengenai pengijrahan , perubahan ! Adakah saya kini semakin ehem ehem matang ?! Atau mungkin juga disebabkan 1 persoalan daripada penceramah , “ Kita mahu berubah . Tapi bila ?! Bilakah masanya ?! ” Itu harus ditanya diri sendiri . Tepuk dahi , tanya sakit ke tak . Ok . Faham . Itu karut . Abaikan peribahasa tersebut .

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT MAAL HIJRAH , RAKAN RAKAN ! (:

Kemahiran menulis

2009-12-16T17:17:00.009+08:00

" hidup kau baru nak bermula "

Ye ke ? Kalau ikut kad pengenalan dah 18 tahun dulu kot saya hidup . Tapi hidup ini lain ! Dulu masa kecik , tak payah nak kisah tentang pelajaran . Yang penting dapat main kat luar rumah dan mengamuk guling guling , pintal baju Mam Besar sampai koyak sebab nak mainan . Tu je lah kerja nya . Tapi sekarang . Banyak dah lain . iye . Dah pandai duduk hostel . Hebat kan ? Walaupun selalu balik tiap tiap minggu . Tapi biarlah . Isnin sampai jumaat atau mungkin juga cuma hanya sampai khamis , saya ada lekat kat hostel tu . Kelas , arked , petronas aka petrosains , kawan kawan , gelak gelak yang besar punya dan tak kurang juga yang nak cari pasal . fuh . Baru tahu pahit manis seorang remaja kot . acece . ayat . sila tarik bulu kaki saya satu . Hidup di universiti ini bukan senang kot . Studi tu jangan nak kata lah kan . Jujur saya kata , dulu dulu masa semester 1 , tak rasa pun macam dekat universiti . Rasa macam pi kelas tusyen je . ye ! Mungkin faktor kampus ni yang terbaik punya kecil . Terpencil pulak tu . Sadis . Tanya lah orang kuantan kat mana uitm kuantan . Komfem diorang jawab bukit sekilau . heish . Panas gelegak , mental guling guling kalau dengar . Untuk info , kuantan ada 2 kampus uitm , faham ?! ni ming bai ma ? 1 sekilau , 1 padang lalang . Sila ambil perhatian . nanti hadiah birthday , pos ke uitm di padang lalang . Bukan sekilau ! Tau tau tau ! Alamat nanti saya kasi .

Pertama kali duduk di hostel memang bukan benda senang . Kalau dulu kat rumah semua boleh buat ikut suka hati , tak payah nak fikir orang lain selain famili . Mam Besar dengan Papa Nerd dah ajar dari kecil , walau macam mana , KEBERSIHAN NO 1 . Dah dididik sebegitu . Anda , ye anda ! Mungkin rasa diri saya cukup poyo . Tapi , blergh . Ada mak kisah nyah ?! Malangnya , sifat kebersihan tidak dihargai . Malah difitnah . Bawak perangai habat , pengotor tu dari rumah ke serata dunia , payah lah macam tu kan . Bila ditegur suruh bersih sikit , muka mencebik macam jubor , marah macam dia sorang je lah yang layak untuk marah . Salah sendiri padahal . Tapi tak pernah nak mengaku . Ingat diri bagus , ingat diri sempurna . Orang tak bersalah selalu jadi mangsa tuduhan . * ini berdasarkan observasi dari drama – drama melayu lah kan . manusia manusia .

Kawan kawan kat hostel , terima kasih . ja terima kasih ! makanan mesti ada tersimpan untuk aku walaupun aku cakap aku taknak makan . kau memang suka aku gebu kot . jah terima kasih ! aku selalu karut marut kat kau kan . maaf . nadia terima kasih ! walaupun kau kadang – kadang suka buat muka seperti meminta buntut dari aku , kawe nak ghoyah ang beh . azia terima kasih ! kau the dancing skeleton terbaik . wani terima kasih ! kau rela aje bagi aku lengan kau . dan kawan kawan yang lain , maaf nama anda tak disebut di sini . tesl C , group tesl yang terbaik ! ada yang tak suka aku kan samaada dalam diam atau pun secara terang - terangan ! ini adalah risiko yang perlu ditanggung apabila anda seorang yang bising . lol . ampun maaf zahir dan batin dipinta . ehem ehem . dan reza ! perempuan bukan “ arrogant " macam yang kau kata . karang bila aku tegur kau dulu secara tiba – tiba , kau yang pengsan terkejut .

Sebelum masuk universiti ni , Mam Besar selalu kata layan orang macam mana kita nak orang layan kita . masih tersemat di hati ku kata –kata ni . acece . tarik cepat bulu kaki saya ! it’s an order ! benda ini bukan senang nak diamalkan . betul payah ! tak percaya ? tepuk dahi sekuat yang boleh sekarang . gunakan momentum yang tinggi untuk kesan yang lebih efektif . saya dah cuba sebaik mungkin untuk buat benda yang Mam Besar pesan tu . tapi biasalah kan . Syaitonirrojim yang berkeliaran , besawang di dalam diri mungkin agak banyak ye rakan – rakan . Jadi , rasa tak puas hati tu ada lah sebab kadang – kadang orang tak buat baik pun balik kat kita walaupun kita dah tolong dia memacam . tak adil kan kan ? Mam Besar kata tu dugaan . Tapi penat lah maaa . Nak duduk rumah je lah . Tak sakit hati . Tapi tu mustahil . Tak fierce lah gitu nyah kan kan ! Hati kena kental .

Yang ini lagi satu . Kau , kau dan juga kau ! Ye lah kau . Pandang belakang tu apahal . Dari kau duduk mengata kat belakang , siap tambah perencah fakta – fakta dan pendapat yang salah untuk bagi sedapkan cerita kau yang banyak menyeleweng dari yang betulnya , lebih baik kau pergi secara langsung kepada orang yang kau ada masalah tu . Kan senang . Ni kau buat tambah dosa tu apahal . Fuh . Mesti shok siap boleh bukak meja , hidang jajan kot untuk mengumpat . Di belakang , mengata sampai berlenja lenja , berbuih mulut tu haa . tapi bila kat depan , masyaAllah ! senyap macam tangki Kosan kat belakang hostel saya ni haa . Yang kawan – kawan tukang dengar cerita tu , percaya sebulat – bulatnya . Tiada inisiatif untuk mengetahui hal sebenar . Orang tak bersalah nampak hina . Orang yang bersalah dipandang mulia . Gila terbaik ! Memang saya tabik spring dekat orang macam ni . Ni lah melayu . Tipikal melayu . Malaysia ini rasanya dah jauhhh ke depan jika nak dibandingkan dengan sebelum kemerdekaan tapi mentaliti sesetengah Melayu memang memalukan . menjatuhkan orang lain , mengata belakang , hasad dengki , banyak lagi lah . Nak senarai sampai saya tahun depan pun tak sudah . Manusia oh manusia ! Ingat weh . Kau bukan sentiasa di atas . Sekarang ini boleh lah kau nampak macam suci muci di depan mata rakan – rakan kau tapi satu hari nanti ?! Jadi , renung – renungkan lah dan selamat beramal . Ayat ngeng lagi . sakit tarik bulu kaki . kita cari bulu lain pulak lah ye !

Saya masih dalam proses meredhakan diri dengan kau , kau , kau , kau dan mungkin juga kau dan berubah ke arah kebaikan . acece . ni betul betul kena wax semua bulu !

Six pack

2009-12-06T01:00:00.002+08:00

" Kau dalam Team Jacob atau Team Edward ? "

" Huh ?! Menda ? Apa kejadah ! "

" Weiii ... kau ni "

" Betul lah ! aku bukan di belah mana mana . Atas pagar boh ! Takde kerja aku nak suka lelaki pucat gitu . Buruk ! Yang jacob tu pulak . Alahai ... Muntah mak , nyah ! Muntah ! "

" Ces kau ! Dah tu kau bajek Rain kau yang mata takde tu , hensem sangat lah eh ?! haktuiiii ! "

" Choi ! Badan dia beralun wehhh ! "

** beralun ?! makin parah perkataan saya .

Surat layang untuk awak

2009-12-03T01:46:00.002+08:00

Ke hadapan encik ,

Assalamualaikum saya ucapkan ... saya ada satu perkara yang ingin saya sampaikan . dah lama saya pendam isi hati saya ini . minta maaf jika mengganggu .

Pertama sekali , saya nak cakap yang rupa anda boleh tahan . hensem sikit . sikit je lah kalau nak dibandingkan dengan Rain . ye . budak budak perempuan yang lain pun setuju dengan saya . boleh dikatakan anda menyerlah dari pelajar yang ada . tapi anda semestinya tak boleh menandingi e la diva , Zee .

Tapi sayang anda renek .

Tapi sayang anda bias .

Tapi sayang anda suka memandang enteng akan pelajaran .

Tapi sayang anda tidak mampu mendapat pointer seperti abang izwar , asyraf dan lagi sekali , Zee .

Tapi sayang mulut anda longkang . Malah lebih busuk dari longkang . Mungkin mulut anda boleh diibaratkan seperti tangki najis Indah Water . Oh . Jangan salah faham ya encik . Mulut anda teramat berbau bukan disebabkan anda merokok . Tapi disebabkan perkataan yang anda keluarkan . Perkataan yang hanya akan dikeluarkan oleh orang yang tidak berpelajaran , melepak di terminal sambil menogok arak murah dan menghidu gam tikus .

Sekali lagi , minta maaf jika saya telah mengambil waktu yang panjang .

Sekian . terima kasih .

ninja assassin

2009-12-01T22:56:00.007+08:00

Second semester :

it's going to be my last semester ! oh my ! am i going to leave Kuantan soon ? perhaps ... i've been living , schooling and even futhering studies here in Kuantan . " tak maju lah asyik duduk kuantan " , " bila nak berkembang ? asyik duduk kuantan je " . ceh . i always tell my friends that " Jodoh aku kuat dengan kuantan " . the easiest , simplest answer ! =_="

Second semester :

same room but with no curtains ! crap . bogel bilik .
same friends and still with the same group C . just like in semester 1 .

new roommate ... erk . sarah ! wo xiang ni .
new ...
what else ?
hmmm ...
wait .
ya !
new subjects !
languange and drama , basic principles of education and literature !

Second semester :

still being me . although i've issues with jian ren who dislike me of being too outspoken , loud , crazy and extrovert . loh . i don't know how to turn the volume down and i don't expect myself to change just because there are some people who didn't like the way i am now . ceh . u may leave from my life . my pleasure , dear ... ni men hen tao yan wo , dui bu dui ? wo ye hen tao yan ni men !

** tomok yek , tomok yek , tomok yek !

Anjakan paradigma

2009-11-18T12:46:00.001+08:00

Hari tu ustad dalam rancangan Halaqah kata , cara paling cepat , mudah , berkesan , pantas untuk dapat pahala ialah dengan menatap wajah mak bapak .

Jadi !

Ucapkan selamat tinggal kepada hostel , ucapkan hello dengan riang kepada rumah dan mama , papa !

It's never too late to say goodbye

2009-11-17T02:52:00.001+08:00

The result was out . Mine was like , erk , hurmmm , i don't have a suitable word to explain it but i'm going to say that it was hmmm . Far from what i've been hoping for . But , Alhamdulillah ... I know i could do better if i spent more time to study . ya ya ya . It was my own fault , OBVIOUSLY ! I did more crap stuff rather than studying when i was in first semester .

Thanks to Myspace , Facebook , my blog for helping me in achieving 3 and above ! Yeah . Do more crap stuff and u'll ending up to be like Bill Gates ! Trust me !

Xie xie ni men !

Budu mung lah !

2009-11-16T05:55:00.008+08:00

Kawe raso kawe dop berahi ko ore hok suko ghoyak " lantak ko lah " denge " whatever " . Nyampoh kawe dengo . Mung ingat mung hebak ah doh bilo mung boleh kecek gitu . Ces . Jilat kaki kawe ah bohhhh !

** ore kato kawe kecek kelate mace ore sie .

How to say " nyum nyum " ?

2009-11-14T04:50:00.005+08:00

credit to oh khai

Still blur what are these pictures are all about ?
Really ?
Scroll back !
Observe , observe , observe !
What can u see ?
What can u get from the pictures ?

Ergh ...
Ok .
To make it easy .
Let me explainnn it to u , u and u .
Yes u , dear .

A Japanese woman eat faeces in a challenge just to win the 1 billion Yen . Excuse me ? Faeces ?! We throw that thing , obviously !

I got scolded by my mom when i showed this crap to my siblings , u know ! haha . sorry ma ! it's fun to make a fool of them sometimes . WO AI NI MEN !

2009-11-12T22:07:00.012+08:00

life would be better if people know how to say sorry

May Allah bless you dear ...

Asasi UiTM 2009

2009-11-10T01:38:00.000+08:00

Ada orang kata keputusan untuk final exam 10 November ...

Ada orang kata 11 November ...

Ada pulak lagi orang kata 12 November ...

Student portal kata 10 Disember ...

Ambik nak !

Mana satu mau percaya ?

Yang pasti , keputusan final menjadi bualan hangat antara pelajar asasi UiTM ...

Yang pasti juga , saya redhaaa .

Keputusan tu rasa nak keluar ,

TADAAA ...

Dia keluar .

** Jangan nangis tak berlagu sudah lah ..

Malaysia University English TestT

2009-11-08T17:35:00.001+08:00

* 7 November 2009 *

* Hall of SMK Panglima Perang *

* To complete Reading , Writing and Listening components *

Harum semerbak di pintu masuk dewan apabila taik kucing enak dipijak , dilenyek oleh kasut - kasut calon MUET 2009 yang bertuah tapi yang pasti bukan sepatu saya . Mujur ... Kalau tidak saya tanpa segan silu , rendam sepatu tersebut dalam softlan !

Saya dengan ini ingin menyampaikan jutaan , malah zillion terima kasih kepada cik loceng , cik weyda dan cik najiha yang telah menelefon saya banyakkk kali sebab saya lambat . Tapi malang , henpon tinggal di rumah . hee ... Dui bu qi !

Kedudukan dua dari belakang dalam dewan mungkin merupakan berita yang paling gembira bagi peniru tegar tapi bukan saya . Saya risau . Sumpah ketar . Tak tipu . Ustad saya kata , tipu dosa . Masuk api neraka . Angan - angan untuk menyapu markah bersih untuk Listening mungkin sedikit lebur . Speaker nunnn jauh di depan dan salah satunya telah pun tumbang . Fuh !

Bau taik kucing masih berbau di sekitar ku . heish . Dugaan dugaan . Ujian Reading bermula 5 minit lambat . Ada beberapa calon yang kelihatan bengang apabila mereka tidak mempunyai meja . Saya terfikir untuk menawarkan perkongsian meja bersama saya tapi niat murni ku itu sudah tentu dihalang ketua pengawas . Saya bukan apa . Buat baik dekat orang kan dapat pahala . Siapa tak mau pahala kan kan ! Ces . Soalannya memang sukar . Kosa kata tinggi . Calon yang berumur di tepi ku , tepuk dahi lalu geleng banyak banyak kali weh ! Tough gila .

" Calon - calon , masa menjawab telah tamat . " Alamak ! 1 soalan saya terpaksa sangat menembak ! Hati kata jangan tapi tangan tetap bergerak laju . Kerna terpaksaaa , saya menghentam saja lah jawapan nya . Maaf kan akak , mamaaa ...

Rehat setengah jam itu digunakan sebaik - baiknya untuk membelek contoh - contoh soalan Question 1 Writing . Report , nama bawah sekali . " Article , nama bawah tajuk . Letter tak payah beria format macam formal , informal letter . " Weyda jauh ketinggalan . Tu lah kau . Siapa suruh kau tercampak jauh ke depan ! Saya jeles . Tapi orang kata duduk depan sangat , cuak lebih nanti .

Masuk Writing . Fuh . Question 1 ok . Question 2 . " People commit crimes for selfish reasons . Discuss . " Keras sekejap 10 minit . Draf punya draf , 15 minit sebelum Writing tamat , saya baru nak masuk perenggan ketiga ! Gila . Nahas nahas . 1130 , kertas jawapan dikumpulkan , kelam kabut , angka giliran , no IC rasa macam belum tulis , kejar pengawas , cari kertas jawapan , eh dah tulis rupanya . heee . maaf .

Tiap - tiap tahun ada rungutan dari calon pasal Listening . Heish . Cuak sikit . Biasalah . Telinga hari - hari disumbat dengan earphone , volume tahap maksima . Selagi tak pecah gegendang , itu lah rutin . Sound sistem sekolah tu " baik " punya ! Tak tipu ! Saya hanya mampu sengih macam The Grinch . Meja saya kasi anjak sikit ke depan . Cukup rapat dengan orang depan . Bukan dengan niat untuk meniru . Cuma mau mempertingkatkan darjah ketersampaian wave sound ke telinga kuuu . Semuanya alhamdulillah boleh jawab tapi ! tapi tetapi ! Soalan terakhir tu semua orang macam erk . " habis dah tape tu ? " , " what's the answer ? " , pandang kiri , kanan , geleng geleng , jawapan masih kabur . ok ! masa hentam ! " the answer must be less than 5 words " . Saya seronok sangat tulis sampai 7 perkataan ! Fuh . Pangkah terus nanti ye , wahai tuan pemeriksa .

1230 lebih sikit , MUET tamat ! Lega ! Nampak dia . Main angkat - angkat muka je daripada jauh . Jarak punya lah dekat , tapi hanya sms yang kami mampu . heee .

Yang ikhlas ,

amira abdul jalil .

Please please please kamu jangan nakal

2009-11-06T15:32:00.008+08:00

otak ku tiba tiba menjadi beku , senak otak ku . mata ku menangis , merintih lebat dari hujan di musim tengkujuh , pedih . tangan ku meronta ronta mintak dijauhkan daripada keyboard ...

x : hyew hyew .

m : huh ? hellooo .

x : nie cayew lerh , si anu b si polan .

m : hooo kau ! awat naaa ?

x : tade papew . sajew je .

** m tak balas dah . youtubing lagi penting .

x : BUZZ ! combong lorh u ni . u napew tak titow lagi ? dah pukul bapew nie ...

m : mana ada sombong aih . saja je tido lambat . eh eh . ada hal lah . wan an !

** poof ! m is now offline .

- nama sebenar encik x terpaksa dirahsiakan untuk mengelak aib . dosa saya nanti !

Oh sakitnya hati ku apabila terpaksa berhadapan dengan bahasa yang sedemikian rupa ...
Ayuh !
Pantas cucuk mataku dengan sudu plastik !

titew tatot . ecok adew muet tapi un titew tak bacew , prektish lagi untowk writing . owg katew cucah muet niew .

** perlukan penterjemahan ? sila buzz saya di YM . sekian .

Salam 1 Malaysia

2009-11-04T14:56:00.014+08:00

" Melayu bodoh ! Belajar tak pandai pun dapat masuk U ! "

" Orang Cina makan babi ! Pengotor ! Berak tak basuh ! "

" Orang Melayu tak hormat orang Cina ! "

" Orang Cina masuk neraka ! "

Oh ! Sebelum kau , kau dan kau tuduh saya cuba membangkitkan isu perkauman atau racist atau apa pun , sila baca sampai habis . Jangan laporkan saya ke polis atau ISA . Saya tak mampu nak bayar saman , saya tak mahu kena tangkap . Terima kasih .

Dialog itu diambil daripada filem Gadoh , filem indie ( betul ni ? ) yang telah diharamkan untuk ditayangkan di pawagam kerana filem ini telah menyentuh isu - isu yang dianggap taboo .

Situasi dalam filem ni memang realiti ! It happens in our society , obviously ! Melayu dengan Melayu , Cina dengan Cina , India dengan India . Sikap pesimis terhadap sesuatu kaum itu ada , sukar dikikis .

Gadoh takkan ditayangkan di GSC , TGV , Big Cinemas tapikan Youtube ada ... Bu yong dan xin ... sila tengok di sini . sila sila . jangan malu jangan segan .

Yang pasti , Gadoh berbeza yang amat dari filem tipikal Yusof Haslam . Cintan - cintun , orang kaya , ada syarikat besar , rempit - rempit , cikaro , yada yada .

Bagi secret admirers si Zahiril Adzim confirm semangat , teruja , terkinja - kinja tengok Gadoh . Dia hot . undeniable . bak kata orang , taik lalat dia comel . ngaaa .

Tahniah Namron , Tahniah Brenda Danker ( pengarah filem ni lah weih ! ) .

haa ! tengok ! taik lalat dia comel ork ork ?

** cuti 6 minggu weh ! keras buntut . Jom keluar ! Sila telefon saya . Jangan sms . Henpon buat gila .

2009-10-24T21:42:00.001+08:00

Something always brings me back to you
It never takes too long

No matter what I say or do
I'll still feel you here until the moment I'm gone

You hold me without touch
You keep me without chains

I never wanted anything so much than to drown in your love and not feel your rain
Set me free , leave me be

I don't want to fall another moment into your gravity
Here I am and
I stand so tall , just the way I'm supposed to be

But you're on to me , all over me
You loved me because I'm fragile

When I thought that I was strong
But you touch me for a little while and all my fragile strength is gone

I live here on my knees as I try to make you see that you're everything
I think I need here on the ground

But you're neither friend nor foe though
I can't seem to let you go

The one thing that I still know is that you're keeping me down

** random post , tidak berkaitan dengan miramirong .

waris ibu jari kaki

2009-10-18T17:12:00.005+08:00

gonjeng : BIYA BABI ! BIYA BABI !

biya : * terhenti online , terkedu , terkejut *

gonjeng : BABI BABI ! BIYA BABIII . * lompat terkinja - kinja macam beruk matye *

biya : hoih mulut ! cili karang ! nak ?!

gonjeng : BABI TU BIYA , BABI !

biya : mamaaa ... tengok ni gonjeng mencarut ! * mama diam . sibuk bebenor memasak . takpeee . biar aku yang ganyang gonjeng .

gonjeng : cepat lah biya ! BABI BABI !

biya : * pergi menghampiri dengan hati yang panas , bersiap sedia untuk mencubit mulut gonjeng yang mungil lagi tebal .

gonjeng : cepat lah biya cepat ! BABI tuuu .

biya : lah ! bertuah punya budak ! * mak babi dan beberapa ekor anak - anaknya sedang melintas jalan rupanya . ~~aku pun join jugak melompat excited kot .~~

** oh . mulut kanak kanak zaman moden .

cinta terawal dan terakhir

2009-10-17T08:52:00.000+08:00

Saya berasa cukup bahagia apabila bersama awak .
Saya taknak orang lain dah ...
Nak awak sorang aje !
Hanya awak !

Tiada orang yg dapat lawan dengan awak .
Alexander the Great pun kecik kalau nak dibandingkan dengan awak .
Tiada kawan yang sebaik awak di dunia ni .
Tiada orang dapat challenge punyaaa .
Tiada orang yang dapat menjaga saya sebaik ini .
Takdeee .

Awak selalu marah kalau saya jerit .
Jerit bila Noh Hujan keluar tv .
Jerit kalau saya tengok konsert Rain yang entah berapa kali saya dok ulang ulang .
Jerit kalau kena terjah dengan awak .
Jerit kalau saya gaduh dengan adik saya .
Jerit kalau kena goreng ikan .

Cubitan di buntut itu sudah tentu .
Hadiah yang paling lumayan yang akan saya dapat .

Masakan awak terbaikkk .
Carbonara ke asam pedas ke .
Jamie Oliver , Rachel Ray mesti menangis teresak - esak kalau lawan masak dengan awak .
Kuah singgang kesukaan awak tapi saya tak suka .
Tapi saya paksa jugak diri saya telan .
Takpe takpe .
Sayang punya pasal .

Saya tak pernah malu nak cerita pape kat awak .
Pasal budak laki ke pasal cerita - cerita terbaru di sekolah , di universiti .
Semua saya cerita !
Saya suka bercerita dengan awak walaupun kadang - kadang awak bagi respon yang kurang memuaskan .
Takpe takpe .
Mungkin awak lebih suka mendengar dari bercakap .
Saya tetap sayang awak .

Saya kagum lihat awak .
Saya terpesona melihat kecantikan awak .
Terlalu cantik .
Miss World pun tak dapat challenge punyaaa .
Itu sudah tentu .

Anda terbaik Laila Mastura Abdul Latif aka Mam Besar !

Dah 18 tahun plus plus awak jaga saya .
Cukup bertuah ada awak dalam hidup saya .
Terima kasih mama untuk segalanya .

SHENG RI KUAI LE MAMA !

i'll try my best to make u happy mama .

Hari ini hari muhibah

2009-10-16T12:50:00.000+08:00

Oh apek !
Amenda yang kau carut dalam kantonis .
Pening aku dengar .
Tak lepas telefon .
Kaki gayut !
Repot kat bos eh kau curi tulang .

Yang mamat sorang lagi ni .
Melayu tulen .
Kulit gelap , ketot .
Dari tadi pasang lagu rihanna .
Dari under my umbrella , ella , ella .
Sampai lah te amo , te amo .
Fanatik rihanna .

Liang zhai sorang ni bagus .
Kerja je dari tadi .
Ini aku suka .
No telefon berapa ?

Pemandu lori india tu mesti kepanasan duduk dalam lori .
Berpeluh peluh aku tengok .
Ambil lah air sirap ni .

Ah hoi memang sokong dasar 1 Malaysia !
Malaysia Boleh !

Ikan pari

2009-10-15T14:58:00.002+08:00

Cop !
Kenapa setiap hari isnin hingga khamis , 1430 , kecenderungan saya untuk menukar channel tv3 , inspirasi hidup andaaa , SANGATLAH TINGGI !

Oh banbin !

Si Cantik dan Buruk Rupa ?!

Ini tersangatlah terkutuk !

Woah .

Cerita dah start !

Si Kendil ada kuasa ajaib .

Hebat hebat .

Mau fokus pada cerita ni .

Banbin mu !

Bu dui

2009-10-14T02:49:00.001+08:00

rodong ?
lere ?
gedu ?
rohok ?

what language are these ?

i don't understand your words , sir !

** damn nightmare about spm . haha . missed my school time a lot .

** it seems like everybody knows but no one really knows . shhh . (:

Ouuuwa

2009-10-13T03:34:00.002+08:00

Current activities :

Zoning through the tv .
it seems empty to me .
hmmm .

Turning on the radio .
keep on repeating the same songs !

YM = NO !
bie darao wo !

Youtube-ing = YES YES YES !

* ja ! sila tengok dan download ! :D *

* welcome back le diva whitney houston . this song makes me want to move ! *

* le favorita song of the week *

* thanks a lot XxnihonxX for this video ! *

** keep on repeating air supply's songs especially track number 2 . geez mama !

Nocturnal

2009-10-12T01:55:00.000+08:00

What else can i do during holiday other than watching movies .
These movies were great especially The Texas Chainsaw Massacre .
I hate the old , canibal man in the movie !
Hen ta !

Eh you !
my decision is the best for both of us .
mei guan xi la .
just cross your finger , pray harder .
because who knows ,
pigs might fly .

Susah ke ?

2009-10-08T19:22:00.007+08:00

* madam shima sudah pandai berkelakuan seperti ini :)) i love u !

For almost 3 months i got to conquer the room all by myself .

3 months ++ .
I can't really remember when did sarah left for ipg .
I can do everything , anything !
But in the night ,
Ehem .
Jaaaa , tido dengan aku .
Nadiaaa , malam ni tido dengan aku eh eh .
Thanks a lot guys !
I DO APPRECIATE YOUR KINDNESS !
I don't think i can't even sit all alone for a few minutes in the room especially if it's after 0000 .
u know the spooky stories about hostel which can give me damn goose flesh !
alaaa .
yg cerita tu lah !
cari sendiri !
no !
i'm not being superstitious .
hell no !
hish .

final exam had finished on 6th October but i still have MUET that can spoil my holiday mood !
MUET Speaking today was hmmm .
I can't say more because i know that i'm no good in it .
talk spontaneously ?
totally speechless .

next next next !
what should i do during this semester break ?
haaa ...

1 ) continuing my mandarin class ?
hmmm ...

2 ) taking driving license ?
hmmm ...

3 ) force myself to study for MUET ?
hmmm ...

4 ) watch any movie that i want ?
ini sudah tentu !

5 ) be mam besar's maid for the second time ?
ini sudah tentu !

6 ) onlining for manyyy hours ?
ini sudah tentu !

** need to learn how to sleep early ! ada sesiapa boleh tolong ?

13 Syawal

2009-10-05T17:49:00.003+08:00

xie xie jah !
xie xie farisss !

itulah ...

2009-10-04T17:10:00.006+08:00

Melayu dan penyakit hati tidak akan dapat dipisahkan .

Begitu sinonim dengan Melayu .

Dunia sudah 100 langkah ke hadapan , tetapi sikap masih di takuk lama .

Itulah tipikal Melayu .

Berubahlah ...

Sudah - sudahlah dengki - mendengki dan mengaibkan orang lain .

Cakap mat saleh pandai dah ,

Otak ada dah ,

Cerdik ,

Tapi sikap tipikal Melayu tu ,

Ehem ...

Bungkus , campak jauh jauh ye kak !

** nee noo nee noo . post ini random ye kakak kakak , abang abang . untuk yang terkesot bak kata syafia , ehem ... pandai pandai lah . :D assalamualaikum !

2009-10-02T04:23:00.001+08:00

shuh shuh !
go away from me .
mainjauhjauhmirakabo !

mei guan xi

2009-10-01T02:40:00.005+08:00

gosh !
why am i listening to miley's song ?!

and the jay z's song is on ,
and the britney's song is on ,
yeahhhhh .
it's party in the usa .

ngaaa .
what is happening to me ?!
demam kah ?

oh before that ,
thank god !
U've show me its true colour .

bolehtakkaujadisopansikittaksusahpunkankantakkenasamanpunkankankalaucakapbaikbaik
kautakbolehharapsemuaorangdapattahandengancakapcakaplepastak
ingatduniaitumintakmaafzahirdanbatinakuharusmeluahkania
macamsakithatigilagilatapitidakmengapalahkauyangsecaratibatibaaneh
bukanakuhaihmanusiamanusia

day 2

2009-09-30T20:44:00.003+08:00

Candidly , i didn't really study for the grammar test this evening .
Candidly , i just realised that nasicampurkari with kopisejukkattekaktuu will make me throw out .
Candidly , ja , u'r just like my father . can't live without nasi even for a day !
Candidly , jah , u make me really freak out when u said : nanti kalu dia letak pape dalam makanan mu guane .
Candidly , nadia , i like to sleep with u . banyaksangatsangatcerita .
Candidly , perempuan jail , erk . pergimainjauhjauh .
Candidly , i don't like u anymore .
Candidly , it's ok kentut . i know that i'm not as pretty as her .

sekian , wabillahitaufikwalhidayah , wassalamualaikumwarohmatullahhiwabarokatuh !

Dust Bunny

2009-09-29T20:31:00.004+08:00

U see sir nawy . Malaysian Studies will never be my cup of tea so if u see ridiculous answers , just cross it . song gei wo de ji dan de ma ! it's okay with me . yeah . totally fine . hmmm . kentut lah ! how supposed we should know that we need to take exam in sekilau if there wasn't any notice ! it wasn't fair if " u " accused us of not being alert or whatsoever ! it was your fault ! you you you ! not us . yes nabil . it wasn't your fault . u've been a very responsible class rep . serious ! thanks amirudding for translating the word for me ( i've forgot the word ! ngantuk punya pasal ) . section A was okay , section B was like erk . DUBRAR or DURBAR ? 14 or 15 eh ? Is it Laos ? Too many self - talking during the test . no . i'm not crazy yet . no no no ! section C . only 1 question that i've to choose ? eh ? serious ? ke salah baca arahan ? read again mira ! again , self - talking . btw , i've just realised that " this guy " ear lobe is big ! it reminds me of the buddhist monk . hen da ! besar ! tak caye pi check !

* don't walk on the grass if u wear high heels or else u'll sink . sink sink sink ! betul . tak caye pi buat sekarang ! *

* busu , basu or sabu ? which one nadia ? *

* pakcik kerek or pakcik gatal ? na yi ge ren ? *

mengumpat manusia terang terangan

2009-09-28T22:33:00.005+08:00

eh awak ...
nak tahu tak ?
ada orang cakap kat saya kan kan ,
awak itu sungguh menjengkelkan macam sakit di buntut .
sakit sangat ...

** konon konon nak menterjemahkan " pain in the ass " lah kan kan . tapi entah ! bunyi pelik . suka hati lah !

2009-09-27T17:43:00.005+08:00

Mam Besar kata saya ganas .

SAYA MENANG ! ANDA KALAH !

Doraemon datang beraya rumah saya

2009-09-26T20:00:00.004+08:00

* can cause serious nightmare to children !

0700 - 1530

Mam Besar cooked lontong today ! But there were no tempe inside ! hah ! lontong without tempe ! incomplete ! tempe ! tempe ! soya ! where's my soya ! who had drank my soya inside the peti ! who who ! kentut betui ! i want my soya ! mesti gonjeng minum ni ! my eyes couldn't open for a long time when i studied malaysian studies this afternoon so i chose to take a nap ! it just a nap ! not a happy , soundly sleep ! at 1500 i woke up ! my eyes felt sooo mucho heavy ! tidur ke lontong ! lontong ke tidur ! my stomach said lontong , lontong !

1730 - now !

Supir 1 , Mam Besar and Gonjeng went out ! Supir 2 went to tuition after visiting the arwah's family ! What about me ! What about me ! They had left me all alone ! Tak aci ! Mam Besar told me to look after the nasi impit inside the pot ! What ! I don't know what to do ! Google about how to cook the nasi impit ?! Tak pernah buat di orang kot ! Mam Besar said don't worry ! She'll call me when the time has come ! Haa ! Mati keras sekor kat rumah ! I do all the stirring and adding water just like what Mam Besar did . I saw her did that on the night before raya ! Yeah ! Genius Mong ! Stir stir stir ! Oh ! It's already 1900 ! Bye bye nasi impit ! I'm going to leave u because it's time for shin chan and doraemon ! Eh cop ! My telepong is ringing ! Mam Besar ! Mam Besar ! Yay ! " You can take out the nasi impit now . Now ok , now ! Don't forget to turn off the stove ! " . " Hao de maaa ! " Hah ! My work has done ! I can eat the delicious , homemade chocolate cake with no worries ! Hen kai xin !

2009-09-26T05:07:00.009+08:00

Allah pours life into death and death into life without a drop being spilled ...

Rest in peace my friend , Allahyarham Azif M. Nor ...

Al fatihah ...

kotak kotak kotak bunga ?

2009-09-25T19:48:00.008+08:00

to Nisah : happy belated birthday ! hope u like the doodolls ! :D

to Mi : my lovely twin ! going to miss u a loiet ! :D

Nisah , mi !

I LOVE U GUYS MORE AND MORE AND MORE ! :D
i know that i'm such a retarded , noisy person .
no need to remind me of that again and again !

and and and hafiz !
non - stop story telling session , non - stop " grab and pay " , didn't able to watch movie but you know how i like the taekwando guy's story , have to forget our craving , queuing up for a long time for the wedges , balik lambat gila kan kan ! sorry , thanks , i love u ! :))

Raya raya raya !

2009-09-22T04:13:00.006+08:00

Yeah !
Raya has come !
But ...
I've to choose between raya-ing or revising Malaysian Studies !
kentut betui !
There are a lot that i need to read and remember .
15 chapters for god sake !
My processor will be jammed if i read too much !
These final examination and MUET are trying to ruin my holiday !
mama tolonggg .

Instead of reading books , i rather choose watching movies .
At first I tried to watch Quarantine but it was unsuitable for ~~kids~~ like me so i watched Shaun of the Dead :))

And then ,
all of a sudden ,
i miss my ron ,
i feel like i want to give up on it ,
i received call from amirul :D ,
i miss all the chaos during break fasting at hostel ,
i miss tuntung nadia :)) ,
i miss my tazen in egypt .

" ja , tukar duit syiling ! nak air soya kat gedegang ."

Hikayat baju raya ...

2009-09-16T16:37:00.010+08:00

My family's theme for this year is ORANGE ! :D
aum aum yeah !
i want to wear a black baju kurung during the first raya but my mom said no !
going to bring bad luck haa , ah ma ? :))

Now .
it's time to move on .
get over you and force my brain to focus on my final exam plus muet .
thanks for being such wacko , good friend .
i'll try my best to not to forget your stupid jokes ok .
ru guo ,
if u get this " who's this ? " message ,
hah !
bear in mind that i've accidentally lose all contacts inside my phone . :D

nonono

2009-09-15T15:00:00.006+08:00

sakit lah !

wudde ?!

2009-09-14T17:29:00.002+08:00

Tiba - tiba !
Saya dapati diri saya di dalam sebuah bilik air yang lengkap dgn tab mandi dan sebagainya .
Tiba - tiba ,
Seorang lelaki dalam lingkungan 30 - an , mukanya bak Antonio Banderas , lengkap dengan sut .
Dia gelak - gelak mcm pakcik yang menang kereta dalam peraduan Power Root .

Tiba - tiba ,
Seorang perempuan yang memang fuhhh ,
hot gilerrr !
muka dia macam shakira kot .
ke milla jovovich eh ?!
shakira tu .
dah dah .
mana mana pun boleh .

perhatian : sebahagian cerita terpaksa dipendekkan kerana mempunyai bahagian bahagian yg tidak sepatutnya .

Tiba - tiba !
Lelaki yang ala ala Antonio Banderas tu mengenakan sut yang mcm orang gila selalu pakai .
alaaa.
yang tangan ikat belakang tu !
Mesti anda tertanya - tanya bagaimanakah dengan perempuan yang hot gilerrr tu kan kan !
Masa ni , dia ada dalam tab mandi ,
Dia berbaju ok !
Tiada unsur - unsur 18 sx .

Apabila air telah memenuhi separuh tab mandi tersebut ,
Lelaki itu telah menutup air lalu ketawa dengan bersungguh - sungguh bagaikan orang yang tidak ketawa selama 1 abad .

Tanpa semena - mena ,
Lelaki itu telah menekan kepala perempuan tersebut mungkin dgn niat mahu melemaskan perempuan hot itu .

Selepas 5 minit ,
Perempuan itu didapati tidak lagi bergerak .
Mati lah tu ...
Lelaki itu lagi lah gelak besar .

Tiba - tiba ,
Perempuan tersebut bangun dan serta - merta berdiri .
Lelaki itu kaget .
Entah bagaimana ,
Lelaki itu beralih pandangannya ke pusat perempuan hot itu .
Bagaikan ada sesuatu yang terkeluar .
Mungkin kulit pusat nya atau sesuatu organ yang terkeluar dari pusat akibat daripada kejadian lemas - melemas tadi .
Apabila lelaki tersebut melihat pusat perempuan itu , dia ternampak apa yang ada di dalam badan .
Urat - urat semua tu lah .

Lalu ,
Lelaki itu menekan objek yang terkeluar tersebut bak menekan gabus ke dalam botol madu .
Sedikit perasan kejijikan di sini .

Selepas lelaki itu memastikan benda tersebut benar - benar lekat , masuk balik dalam pusat perempuan tersebut ,
Lelaki itu pun berjalan keluar dengan perempuan tersebut seolah - olah tiada apa yang berlaku .

Tiba - tiba ,
Saya pun menjerit - jerit .
Geli punya pasal dengan benda pusat tersebut .
Terus terjaga dari lenaku .
Tuhan je lah yang tahu betapa geli , jijik nya saya dgn mimpi tadi .
Benda pusat tu terkeluar ok !
Luarbiasa ! =_="

Tak tidur dah aku lepas tu . Kejam punya mimpi . Syaitonirrojim !

Yeah !

2009-09-14T14:51:00.005+08:00

huuu .
now i know why i always say that blood is delicious .

Apekebenda ?!

2009-09-13T14:50:00.006+08:00

Who sleeps in bed next to you?

hah ?! of course with my hippo !

Have you ever lied to a teacher to get out of a deadline?

frankly , quite frequent :D

What kind of books do you read?

history of Malaysia ! haha

Best day of the week?

XING QI WU !

What's really creepy?

darkness . ghost .

Who is your celebrity crush?

RAIN ! always and forever ! :D

What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?

clothes , malaysian studies's book , him .

What are you listening to right now?

suasana hari raya by anuar zain and ellina .

What websites do you always visit when you go online?

myspace , facebook , blog , yahoomail , youtube ! :D

What was the last thing you bought?

air soya ! :))

What was the cutest thing you've seen today?

My hippo !

Does the weather affect your mood?

not really .

What is your zodiac sign?

aries .

Do you want to learn another language?

yep yep ! korean language !

5 things you can't live without.

my family

my handphone

mr tb

my lappy

my friends

If you could meet anyone now, who would you meet?

i want to meet Graham Russell and Russell Hitchcock !

What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?

ngepek lah kau !

What are you looking forward to?

shooping ! raya ! duit raya ! hapiz ! :D

Say something to the person who tagged you:

hidung butang ! :D

TESL GROUP C !

2009-09-12T21:14:00.021+08:00

To all my classmates , happy holiday , good luck in the final exam and upcoming MUET !
I really hope that we'll be in the same class for the next semester ! :D

And and and , i dedicate this song to my friends !

I'm sure after u guys listen to this " full of inspiration " song , u'll study harder !

Yay !

2009-09-11T15:35:00.001+08:00

Malaysian studies test has been cancelled !
Oh myyy !
Feel like screaming my heart out .

Ok now .
Have to stop typing and get my eyes to rest .
I haven't been sleeping for two days !
Dang !
Nisa said that my eyes will look terrible , horrible than the pandas in China . :))
haha .

** sapu garnier 2 baldi pun tak berkesan kalau gitu :))

When everything start to fly

2009-09-10T05:33:00.003+08:00

We had our iftar jamaie yesterday , here in UiTM campus .
Main menu : nasi minyak ! ( yeah ! i've been craving it ! )
This event was a compulsory for all as we need to collect the coupons which are like the ticket for us to keep stay in hostel in the next semester . ( entah pape ! )

After eating , we prayed maghrib , isyak together .
Plus !
The complement of ramadhan , tarawih .

He wasn't there ...
He went to other place with his friends ...

Moreh time !
It was my first time that i heard that " moreh " word .
nampak sangat jarang pergi surau =_="
Celcom had sponsored us bubur lambuk .
Too much black pepper !
Yeah !
I like it ! :D

While i was queing to take the kuih muih , all of a sudden , the wind blew so hard until all the polystrene flying up up and away !
Some of the polystrene hit me right on my face .
haha .
kentut betui .

And then i realised that my tudung was also gone with the wind !
haih .

What ?!

2009-09-09T00:56:00.003+08:00

Anda suka buat muka kan kan ! Pergi lemaskan diri anda sekarang dalam tangki air UiTM tu haaa .

Pijak kepala dia !

2009-09-08T02:00:00.006+08:00

Haweawyaw uaw , gaweawtaw aawwawaawyaw fawrawoawmaw maweaw ! Dawoawnaw'taw wawaawnawtaw yawoawuaw ! Dawoawnaw'taw naweaweawdaw yawoawuaw !

Iawtaw'saw nawoawtaw gawoawoawdaw tawoaw pawlawaawyaw wawiawtawhaw paweawoawpawlaweaw'saw faweaweawlawiawnawgaw !

Understand , no ?

Leave it to me :O

Kao jin yi dian dian ...

2009-09-06T22:58:00.003+08:00

wo yao jie ni !

wo yao , wo yao !

dan shi ...

wo bu neng qu jie ni le ... :((

dui bu qi !

there's nothing i can do dear .

ni neng bu neng deng wo yi xia , ke yi ma ?

dan shi ...

don't wait too long ,

u might regret and get hurt ,

ni yao xian kao lu hao zai deng wo ,

mian de chi hou hui yao ...

Pijak ekor kucing ?

2009-09-04T21:17:00.004+08:00

Sometimes ,
It's better to speak up your mind rather than keep it to yourself ,
It's better .
Trust me .

Btw ,
Selamat Berbuka to all !
Raya is getting nearer and nearer ! :))
Mari bermain mercun !

Ramadhan has come! :D

2009-08-26T17:58:00.003+08:00

It's already the third day of Ramadhan !
~~Unfortunately , I still haven't get the chance to fast ( p - day )~~ =_="
Bie danxin bie danxin .
There are 27 days more left for me .

Yesterday ,
I had a test for Islamic Studies !
Ok !
The questions weren't as tough as what I had imagined but heee .
Still cannot answered all the question especially the part where I need to quote ayatul Al - Quran that relates to cleanliness .
??
So ,
as usual ,
I had to guess the answer and I'm totally 200 % sure that my answer was wrong !
Maap ustad .
And and !
Ustad !
Please don't laugh when u see "poop" word on my answer sheet .
haha .
Najis ?!
In english ?!
I DON'T KNOWWW !
But Jah's answer was funnier than me , for sure !
Mughallazah poop , Mughaffafah poop , Mutawasitah poop .
haha .

Fu mu !
Wo yao mai hong se de tong yi ci !
WO YAO , WO YAO !

Nadiaaa !
For the first time me , Jah and Ja can eat daging hitam without you !
hahaha .
Thank you nadia's mom for sending us the delicious cook ! :D
WE LOVE IT !

**oh tidak.why why why?!

The Answer!

2009-08-18T12:59:00.003+08:00

This post is specially dedicated to Ja , Jah and Nadia !

Do you guys keep on questioning who the hell my bf is !

So today , I am proudly present to u the handsomest boy in my life !

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TADAAAAAAAA ...

See !

He's more cuter than your Dino , Telinga Capang and K ! :D

2009-08-17T13:24:00.004+08:00

I just want to be ok
I just want to be ok today
I just want to be ok
I just want to be ok today

I just want to feel today
I just want to feel something today
I just want to feel today
I just want to feel something today

Open me up and you will see
I'm a gallery of broken hearts
I'm beyond repair, let me be
And give me back my broken parts

I just want to know today
I just want to know something today
I just want to know today
Know that maybe I will be ok

Just give me back my pieces
Just give them back to me please
Just give me back my pieces
And let me hold my broken parts

I just want to be ok
I just want to be ok today
I just want to be ok
I just want to be ok today

I just want to feel today
I just want to feel something today
I just want to know today
Know that maybe I will be ok

Yeah...it's ok...

Boleh?

2009-08-16T00:30:00.007+08:00

Saya rindu ibu bapa saya ,
Saya rindu adik adik saya ,
Saya rindu rumah saya ,
Saya rinduuu ...

Apa lagi amira ?!

Boleh tak kalau saya tak mahu duduk di hostel ?
Boleh tak ?
Boleh tak saya mahu hidup dengan ibu bapa saya buat selamanya ?
Boleh tak ?
Boleh tak kalau saya mahu cuma bersama ibu bapa saya 24 jam ?
Boleh tak ?

Saya manja ?!
Saya tak pandai berdikari ?!

" Gedik lah kau ! Hari hari balik rumah . Baik tak payah duduk hostel ."

Biarlah !
Yang pasti ,
Saya tidak akan peduli kata - kata yang dihamburkan mereka .
Saya akan ada di rumah selagi saya boleh ,
Selagi saya mampu ,
Selagi tidak ada apa yang menghalang saya .

Mama , Papa !
Mungkin jutaan terima kasih tidak mencukupi .
Akan tetapi ,
Saya tetap akan mengucapkannya dengan penuh rasa rendah diri ...

TERIMA KASIH PAPA MAMA ! :D

Khamis dah.

2009-08-13T11:08:00.005+08:00

Tugasan kedua untuk subjek Computer Literacy sudah mai ni haa.
Kentut betui.
Mujur kerja berkumpulan.
Mungkin akan agak sedikit kekurangan beban yang ditanggung.
Mungkin...
Oleh disebabkan itu , Madam Wan telah membuat suatu keputusan yang paling bijak ( kasi kami on-line! )
Memang gelepor sekor sekor bukak tu , bukak ni.
Konklusinya , tak belajar lah hari ni.
Kelas pun tak sampai 2 jam.

Hmmm.
Sedikit aneh melihatnya hari ini.
Tak sihat kot.
Ditanya ,
Tapi sekadar senyum.
Gila lah kau nyah!

Walau apa pun ,

ZHU NI ZAO RI KANG FU!

Kepada anda , manusia yang tidak bernama ,
Anda ternyata menjengkelkan!

*mock muet besok.mampukah saya?

What's wrong with 2012?!

2009-08-11T23:19:00.003+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkrGVNHxc78

MUST WATCH!

xing qi yi zao shang

2009-08-10T05:42:00.002+08:00

Few more minutes , i'll be facing the most craziest exam in my life that is MALAYSIAN STUDIES !
Omegod!
I did some study last week but I don't think that it'll helps me in answering the Qs because some ( all i guess!) facts were already flushed away nowhere! :))
I'm toasted!
Since high school , I never like to read the history text book.
There were a lot to read and memorize!
Haih.
I'm praying harder to Allah.
Hope that He will going to help me...

Yesterday the seniors held a Campus Day Out in Balok beach.
Why did they chose the dirty beach!
haiyooo.
The last time I went there , rubbish , flies were everywhere!
Not-so-clean place to picnic but who am I to object the JPK's plan.
I went to UiTM at 0600!
~~I'd to wake up very very very early for that ok!~~
haihhh.
It took only 15 minutes to Balok and we had to wait for all the students to be at the Balok for almost an hour!
While waiting me , Ja , Nadia , Jah , Pating , Bell , Azia and Wani were playing at the playground just like a kindergarten kids :))

We were divided into 14 groups , have to mix with seniors and the law students.
I was in the same group with Bell , Saddam and the abang "senior" aka Kama.
As usual , need to prepare our group's name and our own "theme song" for the group.
At first , Saddam suggested Platypus Putih as our group's name.
Oh Saddam , what was in your mind at that time?! :))
Lastly,we all agreed to put Ui Ui as our name!
Cute isn't?
Btw , Abang MB wasn' t that bad actually.
He had a good sense of humor , kind of.
Later in the evening , "tarik tali" between seniors and junior was held.
Both female and male categories were won by the JUNIORS!
haiyooo seniors!

the juniors male team! :D

"Aku tatau lah juniors ni makan apa sampai jadi kuat gini!"

Haha.
Cool lah seniorsss :))

Hot day isn't?!

2009-08-07T03:29:00.004+08:00

Madam Wan , my Computer Literacy lecturer was so kind today to finish her class early and she let us onlining ! ngaaa.I LOVE U STRONG MADAM! :D

At night,we had this local fruits festival ( was it a festival?! ) . I think it was more to kenduri kendara with the canopy and stuff . We were being "melawa as we could" last night but it was hot there!People were sweating like pigs!haiyooo.Btw,I met two weird,rare creatures on the bus!I don't want to sit beside them anymore!Ever in my life!

**he looked handsome in that maroon baju melayu.shhh :D

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2009-08-06T00:44:00.007+08:00

I start to lose hope on it...
It's too clear that it doesn't even needs me...
Never and ever...
It's okay...
Anyone can take it away from me...
I don't care...
I still able to live without it...
Take it away from me...
Just take it...
I don't need , want it anymore!

...

one droplet in a second

The start of a new day!

2009-08-03T22:30:00.003+08:00

NO MORE HOLIDAYYY!
haiyooo.
Ngaa.
I wear a protecting mask to university today!
Damn awkward!
I refused to get out from the car when my father sent me this morning because I saw many seniors were waiting for the bus near the gate.
Damn damn damn!
As I was walking to the class ( kentut kentut kentut! ) ,I heard "wooo.ada budak pakai mask!cepat tengok!",everybody was looking at me,even the "mok gad" was giggling to see me wearing that mask!
Haih.
Akram called me "bumblebee" (is this the correct way to spell it?hah!i dont know!)
Double haih.HAIH HAIH!

During the Malaysian Studies class ,

Mongmong : B!Jom pakai mask weh.bahaya ni.IKIP dah kena.kita dekat je ni.
B : Eh!berapa kali aku ckp aku nak pakai!mana aku punya nye?
Mongmong: Heee.kau nak pakai eh?mana aku tau!
B : Kentut kau!aku lah rakan pertama kau yang besekongkol untuk pakai mask.
Mongmong : Alaa.rileks ah beb.karang aku kasi ka punya.

*conversation ends there.but after half an hour...

Mongmong : B!pakai mask jom!
B : uieru0498540954i**&&2-39234o@$%%672 (cursing!).Berapa kali kau nak tanya!
Mongmong : Eh.aku dah tanya ke?Lupaaa.
B : Gila kau ni mong.haha.
Suara suara sumbang di belakang : Haha.tanya lagi banyak banyak kali mong eh!
Mongmong : Nganjing aku lah tu!kentut.tunggu lah kau nanti di hari pembalasan!

**do i have a very short short short term memory? :))