NO MORE HOLIDAYYY!
haiyooo.
Ngaa.
I wear a protecting mask to university today!
Damn awkward!
I refused to get out from the car when my father sent me this morning because I saw many seniors were waiting for the bus near the gate.
Damn damn damn!
As I was walking to the class ( kentut kentut kentut! ) ,I heard "wooo.ada budak pakai mask!cepat tengok!",everybody was looking at me,even the "mok gad" was giggling to see me wearing that mask!
Haih.
Akram called me "bumblebee" (is this the correct way to spell it?hah!i dont know!)
Double haih.HAIH HAIH!
During the Malaysian Studies class ,
Mongmong : B!Jom pakai mask weh.bahaya ni.IKIP dah kena.kita dekat je ni.
B : Eh!berapa kali aku ckp aku nak pakai!mana aku punya nye?
Mongmong: Heee.kau nak pakai eh?mana aku tau!
B : Kentut kau!aku lah rakan pertama kau yang besekongkol untuk pakai mask.
Mongmong : Alaa.rileks ah beb.karang aku kasi ka punya.
*conversation ends there.but after half an hour...
Mongmong : B!pakai mask jom!
B : uieru0498540954i**&&2-39234o@$%%672 (cursing!).Berapa kali kau nak tanya!
Mongmong : Eh.aku dah tanya ke?Lupaaa.
B : Gila kau ni mong.haha.
Suara suara sumbang di belakang : Haha.tanya lagi banyak banyak kali mong eh!
Mongmong : Nganjing aku lah tu!kentut.tunggu lah kau nanti di hari pembalasan!
**do i have a very short short short term memory? :))
4 comments:
Biar aku tlg jwbkan ye..
Yes,y0u d0 have a very short short short term memory.
haha
Lek ah. aku p0n ada sh0rt term mem0ry gak. hihi
hahaha.
dinie kejam kabo aku gitu aih!
dinie!
jom kita makan kismis bebanyak!
nanti takde lah lupa sgt :D
Bkn setakat kismis, dgn pokok2 kismis aku makan karang. haha
hahahaha.
beres beres!
marilah kita sama2 memakan pokok kismis utk mengekang masalah memori yg kian berleluasa ni! :))
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